I am a 1.85m tall good-looking dude from NUS Medicine seeking a long-term relationship, for the next two months or so.

Some information about me:

I am Chinese, top half as well as bottom half (Non-Chinese girls may apply if they are willing to calibrate their expectations)
My hair is perpetually parted in the middle which I think is rather sexy.
I can pass exams without studying, and ace them if i study an hour before.
I have a preference for Indian girls, but depending on the time of the month (my horniness and level of hungoverness) Chinese and Malay girls will be considered as well. If you are white, you may proceed to the front of the queue.
I drive a Honda Civic, but am willing to ride anything.
I like girls, booze, cars, sex and money. I am also a staunch Catholic.
I dislike girls who are stronger than me. Ok, scratch that.

Looking for:

A girl, but guys can be auditioned as well if you are really keen.
Taller than 1.83m but shorter than 1.85m.
Must be able to cook meat especially pork - roasted, fried, on a skewer, on a plate, gimme the pork.
Must know how to clean the mess that I make
Must walk behind me at all times
Must bow her head at all times
Must not speak unless spoken to
Must fuck whenever.

i don't understand why my family is so dysfunctional. and i don't understand why E accuses me of so many things when she hasn't been a friend to me at all. how much giving do you have to give before you can expect to receive? or should you expect at all? ok fine, the moralists amongst you will blabber on about self sacrifice, manly duties and that whole shebang but really, you're just being idealistic morons.

So I sing a song
To reel 'em in
It's a song I've sung before
And a song I'm gonna sing again
I mean every word
I don't mean a single one of them
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet

Tell a joke, tell it twice
If no one else is laughing then why am I
I split my sides both times and laugh until I cry
Oh Lord, please make me pure, but not yet

I don't have to try
I just dial it in
I've never found a job that for me was worth bothering
I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones
beneath this skin
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet

Smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet

I stopped praying
So I hope this song will do
I wrote it all for you
I'm not perfect but you don't mind that, do you?
I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you?

So I look for love
I like the search
And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe
Every president get the country she deserves
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet

And I've been seeing
Somebody's wife
She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise
You can't lie to a liar because of all the lies
Oh Lord, please make me pure,

but not yet.